Read if you are really bored.

My blog entries seem to revolve around how loserish my life has been.

All the suay-ness and stupidity.

Read already also sian right?

Ok, then this is something new and different.

I shall read to you a story tt i'm composing, and as i am writing each line, i'm thinking abt wat to write for the next line, and i dunno how the ending will be.

Hmm.. lemme think of a title.

Ah. Ok, let is be 'Why men are visual creatures.'

Long long time ago, when mankind still lived in caves and hunted for a living, cavewomen were actually all very pretty.

Since everyone was jus as pretty, looks wasn't considered a weapon against the other girls. Instead, capabilities were more important.

If a girl were virtuous, cna give birth, do housework and b obedient, then the men will like.

At tt time, girls have to compete to get men's attention. They've got to show the men they were actually capable. Eventually, they no longer cared abt the looks. So their tummies grew bigger by the day, cellulite began surfacing on their thighs, boobs n butt started to droop. God see already very sad. The beatiful beings tt he created were degenerating!

So, he had to make them maintain themselves! but how?? no one cared!

The only way was the men. Sigh, he had to sacrifice them.

So, he made them only see the boobs legs butt etc etc.

So girls evolved into pretty little things, while guys evolved into shallow creatures.

Ok, lame storyline.