If Life is fair...

If life is fair...........

• i will be beatiful gorgeous pretty hot desirable sexy chio
• i will have all the luck in the world
• i will be swarmed by guys
• i will live to a ripe old age (because I am good)
• i will be smart
• i will marry a good man
• i will not have a tummy
• i will be a goddness
• people will kneel down in front of me when they see me
• I will be happy all the time
• i will be the president of the united states
• i will be blessed with beautiful children
• i will be tall and slim
• i will be the prettiest in the world
• i will have the best figure
• i will be mighty rich
• i will be able to dance and sing
• i wont be a bitch
• i will know how to drive without having to learn
• i will be a superior being, more importantly, superior over guys
  

(ok enough about me)

• all guys will be good
• all guys will be faithful and shower girls with tender loving care
• all guys will understand girls
• all guys will be smart (but depending on circumstances, it may sometimes be better for them to remain stupid)
• guys wont get orgasms all the time while girls dont
• guys will have periods too
• guys will conceive too
• rapist wont exist
• rapists will ALL DIE a horrible death
• flashers will have nothing to flash
• molestors will get molested b4 they molest others, better still, let them get raped

Unfortunately, as all of us know, the world isn't fair. The world may seem upside down sometimes, but i choose to believe life is actually quite beautiful... Look at life this way..

Because life is unfair....

• You can sing, but I cant
• You aren't pretty, while I'm sooo chio AHAHHAH
• You can dance, while I cant
• You arent lovable, while i am
  
• You have a boyfriend, but I am single
• I'm happy this way while you quarrel with your bf ALL the time
  
• You are rich, I'm poor
• I am poor but i have health
• Good looking guys dont get good looking girls
• because good looking girls are saved for ugly guys hahha
• and vice versa la hor.

And many many more lar.. god may make you ugly.. but u are talented ma.. not like me pretty with no talents hahhaahahha. So actually, in some ways, God has been fair to all of us.