Guys are all f*ckers

Sometimes the thought of guys really puts me offfff.
Especially now in university, these kinda loser guys are jus EVERYWHERE.
Arghhhh.
Well, there're many different categories of f*ucker guys, lemme categorise them.

(1) Snatchers
These kind of guys come to uni girlfriend-less. They are like wild animals who have been kept in the zoos for 2.5 yrs. Once they come to uni, they unlease all their pent up hunger for a mate, and goes around looking for female preys. They fall in love with the first decent looking girl that they see. Attached already lar, you may say. But it makes no diff. This f*cker will try means and ways to break up the couple, and his job becomes easier if the girl's bf is still in army. Persistence, car, money and time seems to be the keys to success. A perfectly lovey-dovey couple is being separated by this animal.

(2) Desperados
These guys comein uni, again girlfriend-less.Budden, they arent as wild as those snatchers mentioned above, because they couldnt meet any girls that are alrdy attached and show interest in them. So to the general NTU population, these kinda guys seem normal, on the surface. Then comes along a girl, not bad, average, seems like an okay girlfriend. She starts to show interest in the guy, and even though the uy doesnt like her, this is what goes thru his head.

"ok wad, she's not like ugly.. 难得got girls fancy me leh. And i dun even have to put in effort to woo her, 她自己送上门来，我为何要拒绝她呢？"

Then they get together.. after a while, he sees another girl who is slightly prettier, and he starts to fancy this girl, and ditch the gf. Even if he doesnt see another better girl, he will still ditch his gf eventually because he doesnt have true love for her, and he nv had to put in effort to get her, which means he wont cherish her.

(3) Ultimate f*ckers
These guys come to uni attached. But coming to a new envirnoment with so many girls (note tt i didnt say pretty), they start to stray. (i've already said they are animals, and animals STRAY) They see a girl who seems interesting(let's jus assume this girl is single so tt category 3 guys dont seem tt bad[is it possible?]), then starts to get friendly with this girl. Despite the fact that they already have gf.. they still continue to be friendly. And despite the fact tt they know that by doing so, the possibility of not loving their gfs anymore is high. The fact that they continue with the mistake is UNACCETABLE INTORLERABLE IMPROPER AND INHUMANE. They end up hurting the gf badly. I have more to say about such guys, i mean, beasts, but i shall jus stop here.

(4) Loserish desperates
This kinda guys put girls off! They are desperate to the max. Seeing a girl who seems cute, the immediately ask their friends(who knows this girl) for her handphone no. This is usually what they say:

"eh你的朋友啊？很chio leh!! 介绍我认识啦... 给我她的电话号码leh..."

To all guys who fall under this category: NO GIRLS IN THE RIGHT MIND AND NO GIRLS WHO ARE CHIO WILL GIVE YOU THEIR HP NO! STOP ASKING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE! EVEN IF YOU ARE CUTE ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. LOSERS!(but if u are talking about sluts or girls who arent pretty, den i cant comment cos i am not them. this doesnt imply tt i'm saying i'm chio, just that i have the right mind)

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so tiring to slam guys. yw pls tell me i am right..