“20 30 40”
Yesterday Rs & I met Mabel for lunch. [Allow me to digress a while to talk abt our lunch date before I proceed on to explain wad my title means.] The 3 of us decided to reward ourselves by eating something expensive and delicious. Why suddenly reward ourselves, you may think. Well, we jus wanted to reward ourselves for being internationally acclaimed chio bus. Who would ever reward themselves for being chio right? It’s so novel. The next time round we’re going to reward ourselves for having nails.

We had NYDC baked rice, dunno what bacon sth rice and roast chicken with pepperoni rice. Wah lau I tell you the baked rice is THE whack man. It was just cheesy enough, a bit chao dar but hey the chao darred part was darn delicious can?! When I took the first bite of the succulent aromatic backed rice, everything jus melted in my mouth. Oh man… But mabel gave it 3 stars out of 5? I had initially wanted to eat this pork chop rice at shaw towers, but the 2 bimbos didn’t want to walk so far cos they want to shop, which is logically contradicting. Dun wanna walk den shop no need to walk? Orh ok lar, it’s the hot sun lar. Dun wanna sweat more like it.

Basically, it was a fantastic meal lar. I’m gg back for more baked rice in the near future. Yum yum! But I’m not gg to go suntec for lunch again! Do you know that we were caught in the lunch jam and the taxi fare cost us a blardly 7 bucks? Wad a waste of money lor.

Ok back to my main topic… well during lunch, the 3 of us just briefly mentioned abt single n attached girls. Cos mabel had this friend who didn’t eat rice for 3 yrs jus to stay slim. And her reason is she has to be slim because she has no bf. Which to me, was super ridiculous. I have always thought that only attached women bother to upkeep their looks. Alright, they’re just relatively more likely to do so. Well Mabel n Rs disagreed n said that when women get attached, they become slops. I have always thought otherwise! When a woman is single, there is not much reason for her to dress up, no? Dress up for whom to see? Train abs for whom to see? My belly button huh? Well... I remember that I nv really bothered to look stunningly pretty when I was single (although tt was when I was 17). But when I finally met someone I fancied, I hell sure diligently looked good whenever and wherever! At least there was a reason to look good! Guys like to wear girls as accessories and if their gfs look good, they feel proud too! Yes guys are kinda shallow but they are born like tt wad to do right?

So can u now guess wad my title is?? 20=single, 30=attached, 40=married! [title idea frm mabel] Now I’m going to give u a detailed breakdown of the differences between these 3 grps of women.

(1) Single
Being the typical economist, let me just make some assumptions. Single women are women who want to be attached.
(a) Young group
- constantly wants to look good
- spends a lot of money looking good
- willing to spend up to a few hundred dollars to cut/perm/rebond hair
- Put make up every single time they go out
They seem too high-maintenance, guys cannot afford leh

however.. they can also be…
- ugly
- don’t like to spend money
- or-biang clothes
- no figure
- fat in an ugly way
these are the reasons why they are not attached.

(b) Older grp (a.k.a spinsters)
- cynical
- looks like discipline mistress
- rich
- rich
- rich

(2) Attached
This grp of women are usually in their late teens and early twenties
- looks good
- likes to wear spaghetti strap tops
- long straight rebonded hair
- hair colour usually brown.
- looks pretty from the back. Whether look good from the front depends on genetics
- puts on make up when out with bf
- no make up when out with friends (sick n tired of make up)

(3) Married
- has short hair (less hassle)
- 2 bank accounts: one belong to themselves, the other is husband’s acc
- no more contact lenses, spectacles please
- bigger tummy (due to giving birth, n lesser exercise)
- scrimp n save
- don’t buy new clothes
- clothes from markets
- onset of cellulite
- granny panties perhaps