"HECTIC" Work Life
Yawn… although it’s finally thursday, the thought of tmr being a workday is really dreadfulllll. Like yw, I have also learnt a lot of things after 2 weeks of work life. Here are the 2 most important ones:
THE ART OF SLEEPING
When work gets a bit draggy, your body automatically switches to the sleeping mode. (note: I really dun think there is anything wrong with sleeping while working, because this is something that we cannot control. So, all companies should have a ‘sleeping time’ jus like ‘lunch time’. Saves 100% of the employees the agony of keeping awake.)
How then, can you sleep without anyone realizing? Guys will be at a disadvantage though... but if you are like rs whose table faces the window and ppl can only see her back, den you can slp soundly too. For girls, you will need to let down your hair if you tied it up. Find a book/file with many many words in one page. Let your hair cover a bit of ur face, jus a littleee bit will do, and prop your head on your palms. TADAAA! Everyone will think that you are so engrossed in reading that cheem looking book/file! HAHAHHAHA. But this plan is not foolproof. If someone comes to your table and u didn’t hear the footsteps, you’ll definitely jump up when tt he speaks.
*Remember to change your position every now and then, and FLIP the pages! You cant be reading the same page for 2 hours rite?
THE ART OF ACTING BUSY
Open many files at one go: email, word doc, excel, and IE. You can try surfing the net, but make sure you learn how to use Ctrl+Tab skillfully, cos anytime you will need to switch back to your word doc/excel file. Your boss will be thinking: “what a studious intern! Surf net for information to generate report for me! Hmm… must remember to write him a glowing testimonial.”
**DO ALL THESE AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE BLOGGER IS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE.
Yawn… although it’s finally thursday, the thought of tmr being a workday is really dreadfulllll. Like yw, I have also learnt a lot of things after 2 weeks of work life. Here are the 2 most important ones:
THE ART OF SLEEPING
When work gets a bit draggy, your body automatically switches to the sleeping mode. (note: I really dun think there is anything wrong with sleeping while working, because this is something that we cannot control. So, all companies should have a ‘sleeping time’ jus like ‘lunch time’. Saves 100% of the employees the agony of keeping awake.)
How then, can you sleep without anyone realizing? Guys will be at a disadvantage though... but if you are like rs whose table faces the window and ppl can only see her back, den you can slp soundly too. For girls, you will need to let down your hair if you tied it up. Find a book/file with many many words in one page. Let your hair cover a bit of ur face, jus a littleee bit will do, and prop your head on your palms. TADAAA! Everyone will think that you are so engrossed in reading that cheem looking book/file! HAHAHHAHA. But this plan is not foolproof. If someone comes to your table and u didn’t hear the footsteps, you’ll definitely jump up when tt he speaks.
*Remember to change your position every now and then, and FLIP the pages! You cant be reading the same page for 2 hours rite?
THE ART OF ACTING BUSY
Open many files at one go: email, word doc, excel, and IE. You can try surfing the net, but make sure you learn how to use Ctrl+Tab skillfully, cos anytime you will need to switch back to your word doc/excel file. Your boss will be thinking: “what a studious intern! Surf net for information to generate report for me! Hmm… must remember to write him a glowing testimonial.”
**DO ALL THESE AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE BLOGGER IS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE.
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