A Scary Post abt... AGEING.
I have absolutely no idea AT ALL why I am here, wasting my life, my youth and my soft tender skin away. Every single second that passed just meant that I am one second closer to having more wrinkles, cellulite and saggy e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
I’m at office, staring at the monitor and nothing intelligent is passing my brain at this moment, no, I should say today. I’m just so bored to death. Actually I have a lot of things to do lar, but it’s so hard to get started u noe? Sigh, I need lotsa discipline.
Today as I was dragging my 21-yr-old legs to work, I saw a VJC girl, or should I jus call her a JC kid, at SGH. “Xiao Mei Mei,” I thought to myself. “Aiya, not like I am a lot older than her.” *I stopped dead in my tracks*
“Wait wait wait, I better count how much older I am” I thought to myself. (counts slowly…)
FOUR YEARS OLDER?!?!??!?! OMG OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! FOUR FREAKING YEARS!!!! You think, “ok wad, 4 yrs not a lot wad.”
Hey hey, den you tell me if u can see the difference between a new born and a toddler? Tell me tell me la! U blind huh?!
Therefore, I conclude that the difference between me and the JC kid is jus like the difference between a new-born and toddler. Except that their skin qualities are almost similar.
Gosh, I’m so OLD.
I have absolutely no idea AT ALL why I am here, wasting my life, my youth and my soft tender skin away. Every single second that passed just meant that I am one second closer to having more wrinkles, cellulite and saggy e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
I’m at office, staring at the monitor and nothing intelligent is passing my brain at this moment, no, I should say today. I’m just so bored to death. Actually I have a lot of things to do lar, but it’s so hard to get started u noe? Sigh, I need lotsa discipline.
Today as I was dragging my 21-yr-old legs to work, I saw a VJC girl, or should I jus call her a JC kid, at SGH. “Xiao Mei Mei,” I thought to myself. “Aiya, not like I am a lot older than her.” *I stopped dead in my tracks*
“Wait wait wait, I better count how much older I am” I thought to myself. (counts slowly…)
FOUR YEARS OLDER?!?!??!?! OMG OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! FOUR FREAKING YEARS!!!! You think, “ok wad, 4 yrs not a lot wad.”
Hey hey, den you tell me if u can see the difference between a new born and a toddler? Tell me tell me la! U blind huh?!
Therefore, I conclude that the difference between me and the JC kid is jus like the difference between a new-born and toddler. Except that their skin qualities are almost similar.
Gosh, I’m so OLD.
posted by Tweety Bird at 4:11 PM
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