WARNING: SUPER BO LIAO
Everyday I visit my friends’ blog, and then I get disappointed when I see that they didn’t update their blog. So I have decided that I shall also write lar, you all go n update your blogs too ah.
But I’ve got nothing to update about! My life is as boring as a cow’s. Perhaps u can make a comparison between me n a cow.
My Life: Every morning I wake up feeling darn sian that it is another weekday. Then I jus get ready to go to work. At work, I slack slack and slack. Then eat. Then slack. Then go home and slack. Then sleep.
A Cow’s life: Every morning I wake up feeling darn sian that it is yet another day. (no difference of weekdays and weekends tho’) Then I jus get ready to go to the pasture. There, I slack slack and slack. Then eat. Then slack. Then go back to my shed and slack. Then sleep.
See, I lead a cow’s life. So I wonder, am I better off or is a cow better off?
Me: I go to work; I slack also have to pretend to be busy. When I eat, I have to note that I don’t eat too much, because I have a figure to maintain (not that I have much of a figure in the first place). I talk in my friends, I must lower my volume. But my office got air con, when I sleep my bedroom also got air con.
Cow: I slack, I slack openly. I want to lie down, I lie down. I want to stand around, I stand around. I feel like mooing, I moooo~ loudly also never mind. My cow friends are usually in their own slacking world, but I wanna talk to them I shout to them can liao. But I am under the hot sun everyday. I am exposed to UV rays for 12 hours a day; it is highly likely that I will die of skin cancer. But before that, I will be slaughtered. At night, I sleep amongst hay, stinky cows and their shit. The worst thing is, every morning someone will squeeze my nipples! Very ticklish you noe.
I am damn bo liao.
Everyday I visit my friends’ blog, and then I get disappointed when I see that they didn’t update their blog. So I have decided that I shall also write lar, you all go n update your blogs too ah.
But I’ve got nothing to update about! My life is as boring as a cow’s. Perhaps u can make a comparison between me n a cow.
My Life: Every morning I wake up feeling darn sian that it is another weekday. Then I jus get ready to go to work. At work, I slack slack and slack. Then eat. Then slack. Then go home and slack. Then sleep.
A Cow’s life: Every morning I wake up feeling darn sian that it is yet another day. (no difference of weekdays and weekends tho’) Then I jus get ready to go to the pasture. There, I slack slack and slack. Then eat. Then slack. Then go back to my shed and slack. Then sleep.
See, I lead a cow’s life. So I wonder, am I better off or is a cow better off?
Me: I go to work; I slack also have to pretend to be busy. When I eat, I have to note that I don’t eat too much, because I have a figure to maintain (not that I have much of a figure in the first place). I talk in my friends, I must lower my volume. But my office got air con, when I sleep my bedroom also got air con.
Cow: I slack, I slack openly. I want to lie down, I lie down. I want to stand around, I stand around. I feel like mooing, I moooo~ loudly also never mind. My cow friends are usually in their own slacking world, but I wanna talk to them I shout to them can liao. But I am under the hot sun everyday. I am exposed to UV rays for 12 hours a day; it is highly likely that I will die of skin cancer. But before that, I will be slaughtered. At night, I sleep amongst hay, stinky cows and their shit. The worst thing is, every morning someone will squeeze my nipples! Very ticklish you noe.
I am damn bo liao.
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