Hey all! Have all of you read ravishing ruishan's blog?? Why her blog more popular than mine? One night only so many ppl tagged at her blog! My tagboard is so bored that it is catching spiders now can?? You all not nice one lor. Like new things and forget old things. Humph I must win her!
Anyway… I also wanna advertise for yingwai!

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Ying Wai --> 英俊想歪的Ying Wai!

“Laugh until I got stomach Cramps!” – Anon

“Laugh until i felt like I did 50 sit ups! Stomach muscles are so toned now!” – YY

SEE!! Such good commentaries! Do visit his blog!!

Black is the New Brown
http://www.theyodellingwanker.blogspot.com/
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From now onwards, I charge a fee for advertising

Hey all! Have all of you read ravishing ruishan's blog?? Why her blog more popular than mine? One night only so many ppl tagged at her blog! My tagboard is so bored that it is catching spiders now can?? You all not nice one lor. Like new things and forget old things. Humph I must win her!
Anyway… I also wanna advertise for yingwai!

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Ying Wai à 英俊想歪的Ying Wai!

“Laugh until I got stomach Cramps!” – Anon

“Laugh until i felt like I did 50 sit ups! Stomach muscles are so tones now!” – YY

SEE!! Such good commentaries! Do visit his blog!!

Black is the New Broom
http://www.theyodellingwanker.blogspot.com
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From now onwards, I charge a fee for advertising

RUISHAN HAS A BLOG

Free advertising for RS:

Visit our goddess Rs's blog!

http://idunnowhatishouldputhere.blogspot.com

It's gonna be so entertaining that you will be laughing ur heads off!

[free advertising is more than a good enough present]

Love of my Life--My Fishes

Perhaps this is the 2nd or 3rd time u read abt my fishes..

just bear with me.

I want to write down how i feel abt my fishes when i still can remember.

THey make my world go round.

Everyday when i reach home after a hard day at work, I look at them the first thing i step into my house (almost all the time lar.) Although they cant talk, they cant snuggle up my leg like cats, or lick me, or show enthusiasm when they see me, I still love them a lot. Jus looking at them swim ard makes me feel more light hearted. They may not be able to make me forget my troubles, but they are able to make me believe tt the world isnt tt cruel after all. I wish I could hug them, pat them, or even give them a kiss, but i cant, cos they are fishes.

THey have been with me for slightly more than 2 months, but i feel like they have been with me for years. I cant bear to see them go.. I will be so heart broken. I remember the other time my fish gave me a scare, i cried my heart out. Now, it seems .. different. again. Not the same. It does not swim normally... it jus seems to flow with the current, float ard. But it is not turning over or wad, it still eats, but i can sense sth is a bit wrong w it. It has been 2 days. 2 days may seem short to you, but 2 days almost confirms tt it will soon go... I can jus sense it coming.. the thought of tt makes me so sad. I want to cry, but I wont. If it is sick, i will let it go. If it feels tt it is time to go, I wont hold on.. I dont want to see it struggle to survive. Dont wanna see it in pain n misery. But i dont want it to die when i am at work. I dont want... i dont want...

Jokes

I thought these were quite hilarous..but mayb i am easily amused. Most of them are jokes abt guys lar anw.

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	A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ” The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

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A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!" "Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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	Hiding In The Closet
	A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. ''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

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Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”

Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”

The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”

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A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?” “I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.” So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.” She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the fuck are you doing?” “I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife. “Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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My (ex) Crush

I'm jus suddenly inspired to blog about my ex crush.

It happened way back during my JC1 days.

And recently, my ex crush added me on Friendster. OMGGGG

He's attached alrdy. =(

Lemme tell u how it started. In VJ, we had this tradition of playing the Secret Pal (SP) game with our senior class. I was in 01A54, so my senior class was 00A54. Each of us will have 2 pals. I know who the first pal is, but the first pal doesnt know who i am. The second pal will know who I am, but i wont know who the second pal is. Confusing? nevermind, jus know tt i'm gg to talk about the first pal. So, we will exchange letters through a third party, usually the CT rep. I sign off with my nickname so that i will remain mysterious.

My pal is the guy who stands next to me during assembly. During Orientation, I already noticed him. hahahha. cos he was what i look for in a guy. tall.. well built.. cute.. witty.. charming.. and he was the kind of guy who was v good at literature, which isnt wad typical guys are good at.. hahhaha ok lar mayb i believed tt he was all tt. but there's no deny that he is tall n well built okay.

We wrote each other letters almost everyday, and we will buy each other lil presents too. There was once he carved my nickname with a pen knife on the letter. It must have spent him some effort, and I thought he was really nice. Anyway, we wrote each other tonnes of letters lar, ALL of which i kept it till this very day. It was really lotsa fun cos he couldnt guess who I was. At the same time, i knew he will most prob b v disappointed if he knew i were his secret pal. (remember tt back den, i looked like a cow)

When i see him ard in sch.. i'll jus break out in cold sweat. Breaks were torturous cos we usually have breaks tog with our senior class. I couldnt even eat properly.

Anw. here comes the classic, which i bet emily still remembers till today. We were having a free period (cos we were exempted from chinese class. I took HIGHER CHINESE in sec sch okay.) So emily decided to go to the hall to practise volleyball. So i jus sat down on the stage and watch her play. Then she went to the toilet.. and came back with my SP!!!!!!! i think i almost dieded there and then. Apparently, she met him on her way to the toilet and told him "oh ur SP is in the hall, you wanna go chat with her?" (she knew i had a crush on him can?!) AND HE SAID OKAY!

We didnt talk for long lar, because i think i was too tongue tied. He probably thought i was a boring cow lor. Although we talked for less than 5 minutes, in tt short span of 5 mins, i finished a WHOLE PACKET OF YAN YAN. I think 90% of the conversation i was jus focusing on my Yanyan. Emily said i owed her a packet of yanyan for doing me such a great favour.

Do i sound coherent here? I hope I do. Cos until this very very day, when i think abt my crush/SP, my heart still does a lil lil somersault, and i will smile at tt memory. It has been so many years, but I am very sure that if i ever see him on the streets one of these days, I will jus freak out and lose all my composure.

"HECTIC" Work Life

Yawn… although it’s finally thursday, the thought of tmr being a workday is really dreadfulllll. Like yw, I have also learnt a lot of things after 2 weeks of work life. Here are the 2 most important ones:

THE ART OF SLEEPING
When work gets a bit draggy, your body automatically switches to the sleeping mode. (note: I really dun think there is anything wrong with sleeping while working, because this is something that we cannot control. So, all companies should have a ‘sleeping time’ jus like ‘lunch time’. Saves 100% of the employees the agony of keeping awake.)

How then, can you sleep without anyone realizing? Guys will be at a disadvantage though... but if you are like rs whose table faces the window and ppl can only see her back, den you can slp soundly too. For girls, you will need to let down your hair if you tied it up. Find a book/file with many many words in one page. Let your hair cover a bit of ur face, jus a littleee bit will do, and prop your head on your palms. TADAAA! Everyone will think that you are so engrossed in reading that cheem looking book/file! HAHAHHAHA. But this plan is not foolproof. If someone comes to your table and u didn’t hear the footsteps, you’ll definitely jump up when tt he speaks.

*Remember to change your position every now and then, and FLIP the pages! You cant be reading the same page for 2 hours rite?

THE ART OF ACTING BUSY
Open many files at one go: email, word doc, excel, and IE. You can try surfing the net, but make sure you learn how to use Ctrl+Tab skillfully, cos anytime you will need to switch back to your word doc/excel file. Your boss will be thinking: “what a studious intern! Surf net for information to generate report for me! Hmm… must remember to write him a glowing testimonial.”

**DO ALL THESE AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE BLOGGER IS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE.

Haiyo all my friends not understanding one lehhh.

I'm v busy working ma you all should empathise with me instead wad!!

Finally it's weekend I'm so thankful for it.

This morning when i heard the alarm clock ring i felt sooo relieved cos i know it's my sis's alarm clock. hahahha

but because i have been getting up so early for a week, i couldnt slp for long. woke up at 930 -_-'''

anyway, today's a good day, because i went jogging! and i did a lot of guai stuffs like doing tha lanudry for my mom and washing TWO toilets.

feels good to really slack.

Actually I am 'supposed' to be complaining about my job. but tt day i read an article abt this psc scholar who got in trouble for defaming A*star or dunno wad company lar. pls correct me.

So being the cowardy cow tt i am, i dun dare to say anything bad abt my co. hahhaha.

i guess most of u know how i am coping lar, so no need to update.

anyway i went to the bedok market jus now to eat. saw sth tt was quite sad. an old uncle was eating someone else's leftover food. as he chewed, he nodded his head slightly, as if he was enjoying the noodles. It was a sad sight. An auntie offered him a packet of food that she bought, but he didnt accept. I kinda admire him actually, because he doesnt live off someone else. Sometimes when i eat at hawker centres, i see old uncles gg ard asking ppl for money to eat. they are pitiful, but they could actually work for the money too, right? They can always sell tissue papers.. they are abled people. SOme handicapped ppl (like an uncle who had a leg amputed and had to go around with his clutches) still sell tissue paper despite their disability! but then again, i dun think i am in a good position to judge them because i have never been through any hardship and perhaps they really have their reasons for not wanting to work.

Ignorance is sometimes a bliss. As we grow up and learn more things, we start to realise the many flaws of life and begin to wonder what life is really about. Young children are always so happy, because they have such a simple idea of the world around them. They do not know about the scheming nature of humans, the selfish heart nor the heartless side. They forget about unhappiness so easily.. if only the world is a simple place, perhaps it will really be a better plaec to live in. Jus that day when i was crying over my fish again, my relative who was here said "This kinda behavior is hard to find when u go out to society to work."

The world is a sad place.

Finally, the much dreaded exams is over!

*breathes deeply*

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally finally finally.... one whole month of torturous studying..

Actually i'm not very inspired to blog now, but the past few days when i didnt have the time to, i had tonnes of stuff to talk about. But now, my mind is in a blank. -_-'''

Anyway, here's a qn from my Financial Economics Paper today:

State the 5 assumptions of the Markowitz Portfolio Theory and explain briefly why they are important. (7 marks)

Can you believe it??? 7 marks for a qn tt requires u to STATE, not explain 5 assumptions?? and u dun even hav to use ur brain to think!

But i dunno how to do.

Cos i didnt memorise nothing.

Dammit!!!