Happy happy day!

i'm so happy i jus wanna tell the whole world how happy i am!

I'm quite sure if I jump for joy now my head will touch the ceiling!

And even if i were to jump down from the fifth floor, I won't die cos i am bursting with happiness I will jus float down!

Dont ask me why I am happy.. I really dunno! Today jus seem to be such a nice day! except for the dentist...

I went to the dentist.. happy that this time round, he won't be filling my teeth and I won't have to burn a hole in my pocket. Do you know filling one teeth is so expensive abt 30 plus bucks?! Fill already I also cannot feel the difference.

When i sat down, the dentist said "Jus one filling today, den later i will clean your teeth".

I sian half liao.

Darn it man cleaning teeth can be so painful that I screamed in pain. The dentist was, as usual, very apologetic that he caused me pain and said sorry profusely. I was frowning real hard, and he touched the frowns between my brows and told me to relax a bit. So sweet of him righttt. hahahha

Ok I suddenly thought of something that made me angry. This morning, I took bus 199 back to hall. And guess who was the driver? Yes the one who knocked that motorist down! I was so angry that I nearly wanted to get down the bus. I vowed to write in to SBS later to enquire why he is still allowed to drive. The motorist died you know...

Well I am in a good mood today I shall not let this dampen my mood. I'm so happy I jus wnana jump up and clap with my feet!

New Skin~

Tra lalalallalalalal I have a new skin and i absolutely lurveeeeee it.
so spacious n nice right? heeheehee. 看了也比较爽。。

English Lesson 3

I have eaten. I had eaten.
*confused* Which is it?

The first one is PRESENT perfect tense. The second is PAST perfect tense. So which one do you use? Fret not. Miss Yoong is here to teach you. (pushes up thick framed spectacles)

Present perfect tense is used in 2 situations:
1) An action that has already happened but the time of the action is not known.
e.g. I have just closed the window.

2) An action that happened in the past and continued into the present
e.g. I have lived her since 1992. OR I have lived her for 2 years.

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Past perfect tense is used
1) When two actions occurred, but past perfect tense is only used for the first action. Past tense is used for the second action.
e.g. Before I managed to reach school, the bell had rung.

2) In reported or indirect speech.
e.g. He told me that he had pang sai-ed.

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Many more lessons coming your way! Hahah giving tuition to pri sch kids really improves my english. Tra la la. Maybe I should be a teacher.

I thought I had died

My friends and I were at a roadside, We were on our way to lunch. Then they wanted to play a game, or did they just want to look at sth by the roadside? I jus know that they gathered around in a tight circle. I wanted to join in the fun, so i walked towards them and tried to join in the circle. but one of them jus hatefully pushed me away. I nearly fell backwards.. I could feel i was losing balance, so i moved a few steps backwards. when i regained my balance I was on the road.

A car whizzed by. Before I knew what happened, I have already landed on the boot of the car. face down. I was conscious. But I wasn't in pain. I jus felt that my chest was very tight and I couldnt breathe. Memories of the road accident I witnessed came flooding back. He was consious, he wasnt bleeding. In fact, he could speak coherently. But he couldnt move. I had thought he wouldn't die.. but he did. In my dream, it was the same, I didnt see blood oozing out from my body, I was conscious, but i couldnt move.

Many thoughts went through my mind. My family... how would they react? My friends... why did they do these to me? I felt hatred boiling up my chest. I hated all of them. Why did they push me away? What wrong had I done? The hatred i felt was so real. My life was destroyed by them because of their playfulness. Just like that. Have i lived the past 21 yrs in vain? Everything that i lived for has come to naught.

I waited for the ambulance. It came very quickly. I asked the paramedic "Will I die?"

He kept quiet. I probed again. "I feel like i'm okay, I still can talk, you know."

Den the paramedics lifted me up from the car boot. I saw blood. My chest was bleeding.

The parademic said "I've seen so many victims who seem perfectly fine, but they still die in the end. It's unlikely you won't die."

They put me on a stretcher and pushed me into the ambulance. I had to lie sideways, for godknowswadreason. The paramedic put on the oxygen mask for me. A rush of pure oxygen entered my body. I have never felt so good. The loud siren rang in my ears and i felt the ambulance move forward. Then I woke up.

Smart People….

Apart for erm... disliking guys... I believe I also dislike smart people. They are like so insensitive to commoners like us. Not all of course… jus those insensitive ones.. Okok… in case you guys are thinking “wah lau this yingying is smart also wad. So superficial”. I amNOT smart hor. I jus always wanted to be smart only, actual fact is that I am just above average, if you wanna define my level of intelligence that is. And even if by your definition I am smart, that is because I got study hard hor. If you also studied very hard and smart, you all will do well also one ma. Ok I sound like so arrogant now and all my friends are stupid.. but i'm not! *innocent look*

Ok back to smart people.. Perhaps we more or less know who the smart ones in our own specialization are. It’s amazing how sometimes they are able to ans the prof’s qn so eloquently and fluently. And I admire them for that. Even when they do well during exams, they deserve it cos they worked hard for it.

But there will be jus some smart ones who like to give people the impression that they are actually not very smart. What do I mean? Read the conversation below:

Scenario: Outside exam hall, after accounting paper

Me: “Oh no… I think the paper was quite hard. I couldn’t finish on time cos I forgot my watch! And I couldn’t see the clock so cannot gauge the time properly!”

Smartass: “Yar lor Ialso thought the paper was very difficult. I think I will fail.”

Me: “Aiya, no matter what can’t be worse than me right.. I left out a whole 25 marks question lor.”

Smartass: “No lar, I definitely will do worse than you.”

Me: “Please lar how can that be? If you fail den I wad? You finished all the questions right?”

Smartass: “Yar, but still…”

Me: (silently) “Stilll wad?? &#@^* ^&$@( "
Me: “You are smart lar nothing will happen to you.”

Smartass: “No lar, I’m jus always lucky to get good results… (yeah right luck is always with you) Aiya.. I’m sure you will do better than me one lar. Dun worry.”

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Don’t you think this smartass is blardy insensitive? I would rather he/she do this….

Me: “Oh no… I think the paper was quite hard. I couldn’t finish on time cos I forgot my watch! And I couldn’t see the clock so cannot gauge the time properly!”

Smart n kindhearted: “Aiyo how come so suay! But don’t worry too much lar, most prob many ppl also couldn’t finish it..”

Me: “How can so many ppl not finish on time?”

Smart n kindhearted: “it’s a well known fact that many ppl cant finish one ma, but even if they finish doesn’t mean its good quality work. Your 3 essays might jus win their 4 essays also.”

Me: “of course you can say so lar… you are smart wad…”

Smart n kindhearted: “You think like tt will only make u feel miserable lor. It’s already over no point comparing. Might as well as jus concentrate on the next paper.”

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See! Who would you prefer talking to? Yes I know that in both cases, the smart person has no intention to put u down, in fact he/she is jus trying to make you feel better by putting him/herself down in the first case. But by doing so, he/she has indirectly made us even more upset and we start to think that this person is darn hypocritical.

Sometimes, when you are good at sth, jus admit it. Don’t try n act humble cos it will backfire and make you seem like a fake person. But dun be proud about it too. Jus always put yourself in other people’s shoes and think about how they will feel if you start trying to be humble. Being humble doesn’t work all the time.

Many-in-one Post

It’s only 10.12am in the morning and I am already dozing off in the office. So I shall busy myself with blogging. I thought of a lot of things to blog abt over the weekend.. but I have already forgotten a lot of them… anw here goes.

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New Blog Skin

Tadah! How do u all find it? Personally, I think the girl looks a bit scary… and although the theme of the blog doesn’t really suit me, I like the morbid-ness of it. Perhaps because I am a bit morbid too. Hahahah. But I kinda like it. I hate cute-sie skins… so no character her her.

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Materialistic Girls? I Beg to Differ.

I was out with my friends the other day and a guy friend said “I don’t want to think abt girlfriends. Girls in Singapore are all materialistic.” I pondered over the statement he made and hey, he’s right. I used to think that materialistic girls are so superficial, they care abt money only. The most common analogy people use is “Imagine there are 2 guys who are identical, jus as cute, treat u jus as well, BUT one is rich the other is poor. Who would you choose?” I believe this question stumps a lot of girls. But this is just a ridiculous impossible question that is too extreme can?!

How about I throw a question at the guys? “Imagine there are 2 girls who are identical, jus as nice, jus as treat, kindhearted, have the best figures you’ve ever seen, BUT one is ugly and the other is pretty. Who would you choose?”

TELL ME WILL YOU CHOOSE THE UGLY GIRL? ARGH GUYS PLEASE ASK GIRLS INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS NEXT TIME. DON’T ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS THAT WILL NOT ADD VALUE TO YOUR LIFE AT ALL.

See see see… guys can blame girls for being materialistic, but girls cannot blame guys for being visual creatures. Why? Ohhh because guys are born to be visual creatures… It’s inborn u know we cant blame them. They can’t help it they are so poor thing they want to like ugly women but they can’t because their XY chromosomes don’t allow them to.

BULLSHIT.

Girls. What do we look for in guys? We want to find someone who can provide for us. We’re not talking about teenage r/s here okie. Teen r/s are different. If the boy’s family is poor, there’s nothing wrong. After all his family’s wealth status doesn’t say anything abt his achievements in his later life. Let’s jus make things simple and see things from an adult’s point of view. A poor man—what does it mean? It means that he didn’t bother to study hard enough when he was young, nor was he responsible enough to think about his career. Ok if he didn’t have the money to study den I got nothing to say. See! this poor man here is an irresponsible and immature man! He didn’t even try to work for a better life! Of course u may say not every guy wants to be poor wad.. (and not every girl wants to be ugly also okay.) But when I say poor, it doesn’t mean not having the 5Cs. But rather a poor man who cannot even earn enough to feed himself. Who wants to marry a guy who can’t provide her with a stable life?

I don’t think my argument is flawed in any way. If you have counter arguments, I’ll be glad to entertain.

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I still have a lot of things to say leh, but I forgot already! Arghhhhhhhhh.

Someone tell me why some of my friends' names are being striked through leh.... wad happened huh... Can someone kindhearted enlighten me?

Anyway, I've got a lot of things to say! The most impt thins is that I learnt how to play mahjong!! muahahhahahahah. but i dun gamble. haha so it's as good as no news. Anw the rest i can leave them till tmr. I'm so tired i jus wanna stone now.